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- my friends: omg there's these two guys who say they really like me but i don't know which one to choose! i mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! eugh my life is so hard
- me: sometimes i find it hard deciding what pizza topping i want
Sci-Fantasy: My dad doesn't understand the fact that Sherlock Holmes wasn't actually a real person...
He didn’t believe me when I told him that Sherlock was a fictional character created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. He’s convinced that he was an actual person that solved mysteries and stuff. I’ll just be watching Sherlock and he’ll ask me, “When did he die again?” I just have to yell “HE WASN’T AN…
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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